Surely this has been accomplished before, but in an effort to consume the last remaining edibles contained in my cupboards, I observed with strange delight the fact that I had just enough pancake mix for two pancakes, and ample amounts of both peanut butter and jelly.
Now, in consideration of my previous attempts at rethinking this culinary staple, I was apt to tread lightly with the medium, for fear of offending my delicate sensibilities. However, I proceeded to prepare without trepidation the cooking surface, and lo, from the balmy patch of batter a golden treasure did arise! Now, inspired by the ecstasy of the occasion, I spread upon the cakes first the viscid salve and then the fluid nectar, and afforded myself only a fleeting glance before commencing to consume the spectacle forthright.